• How many passes will Jerramy Stevens drop in this Super Bowl?
  
• This is my Ron Samuels impersonation.
  
• What are YOU looking at?
  
• "This photo makes me look almost as fat as Softy."
  
• "Why did Ruskell have to sign TJ Duckett!"
  
• There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with "or die."
  
• You can't make a person love you...you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
  
• Don't be so humble, you're not that great.
  
• Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  
• "If you fumble the ball one more time, I will rip your throat off"
  
• "I'm your father Softy ... err I mean Luke" (Star Wars)
  
• Yes my mustache is hands down better than Steve Pool's
  
• "And Mora thought I couldn't eat a pound of butter in under 2 minutes."
  
• "They should've picked me to play Senator Palpatine.
  
• "I knew I should have bought that stool softener!"
  
• Seahawks Defense: It's Scary Good!
  
• I am the walrus coo coo ca choo.
  
• "Have you seen my baseball";
  
• "One More Stupid Penalty And I'm Going To Cut Their Ass";
  
• If we don't win the Superbowl this year I swear I'll ...;
  
• Call my attorney!
• "Your right, the thought of loosing another wideout is scarier than my stach."
• "There will be no bargains!" (Star Wars)
• "Drop another pass, I'll kill you."
• "Any An-Man Green impersonators, who fumble the ball, will answer to ME!!"
• "Bring It"
• Post another Star Wars related comment about me, and I'll kill you.
  
• “Don’t F__ with The Big Show”

• "I'm Kind of Big Deal"

• "No, I was not in the Bohemian Rhapsody Video"

• Circa February 5th, 2006= "Mr. Leavy, this is the last face you will see alive."

• kickers ...

• what do you mean no waffles!

• That prune smoothie was a bad idea.

• I am the egg man!!
  We are the egg men!!
  I am the walrus
  coo coo ca choo

• Chuck Norris is my bitch.

• He sees you when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake...he knows if you've been bad or good...

• "What can I do at the end of the day, to show my thanks in my own special way"

• "Man, who cut the cheese"
• "You HAVE to catch that pass. That's ELEMENTARY football."
• "This is my country, land of my birth. This is my country, grandest on Earth ..."
• "Sometimes you eat the bar, and well… sometimes it eats you."
• "Revealing ::drum rolls:: My mystery medical procedure!"
• "I didn’t know we had to play the guys in striped shirts too!"
• "Softy is NOT my son! Next question..."
• “This is my Todd Litchi impersonation.”
• “I don’t like the way that you freeze out Cousin Paul.”
• “Your Cousin John in Colorado likes to see you at least once a year. Your Cousin Paul, who lives two miles from you, would also like to see you at least once a year.”
• If I have to hear Mitch and Hugh complain again I'll ...
• Holmgren to Ruskell " You did what with Hutchinson....!"
• Don't screw up what i built here..... Jr.
• “It’s HOLMGREN. It’s not Holgrum, Hogrum, Holgrim, Homegrown….It’s HOLMGREN.”
  

Times listed are SEATTLE time:

Monday, August 11th:

7:16 PM Men's 200m Freestyle FINAL

Tuesday, August 12th:

7:21 PM Men's 200m Butterfly FINAL
AND
8:19 PM Men's 4x200m Freestyle FINAL

NO RACE WEDNESDAY

Thursday, August 14th:

7:48 PM Men's 200m IM FINAL

Friday, August 15th:

7:10PM Men's 100m Butterfly FINAL

Saturday, August 16th:

7:58PM Men's 4x100 Medley Relay FINAL